Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Sergey Brin's best childhood friend was a robot

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Then he met Larry so his dad put the robot back in the closet. Google.org plans to auction 'Weebie' off for $3 trillion dollars one day.

Best Commerical on the Planet

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A Trippy Trip

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By far one of the coolest videos on the WWW when you are on ACID.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

What Scientologists Say About Scientology

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The Mouse Symphony.

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It all started when this little mouse at some THc and started playing the flute. We gave some more THC to our other lab rabs and look what they can play!










Mice Takes THC strain and Learns how to Play the Flute

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DID YOU KNOW?: If you give a little bit of THC to a white mouse and provide it with a small flute it will play it! It's so amazing you have to try it. I heard about it on channel 3985 (CHTV - China TV) when the satellite came whizzing by this morning.

I am working on fixing my video cassette camcorder I bought back in 1973 and once I do I will post a video. If anyone wants to send me their video camera, please buy one here and ask the government for my coordinates (I think shipping is around $65,000). Time to time, they beam me a goodie bag. Mostly small cans of Shasta Soda and Deer Jerky.

I only have 3 mice left so I am waiting until one of them has babies. With my special THC powder the Government issued to me, I will attempt to create a mouse symphony.

Monday, February 16, 2009

20 Really Strange and Interesting Facts

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1
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
2
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
3
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
4
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
5
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
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If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
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If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out
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A snail can sleep for three years.
13
Polar bears are well-adapted to severe cold. Winter temperatures in the far north often plunge to -40° F or -50° F and can stay that way for days or even weeks.
14
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
15
Butterflies taste with their feet.
16
The name hippopotamus comes from the Greek words "hippos," meaning horse, and "potamus," meaning river.
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In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
18
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
19
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
20
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.